having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
Out of all possibles times, my Mac decides to be a laggy little bitch when I obviously have stuff to do now!?!?!?? I got Christmas stuff to draw!!! I ain’t got time for this shit!!!
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
LOL A GUIDE TO PERFECT HEALTH now in stores near u…….
The many ways to tie a scarf. I think NYC looks the most difficult but also the cutest. Which one’s your favorite?
Don’t forget to do the robot. That’s the most important bit.
i’ve never understood why ‘manslaughter’ is the name for a lesser charge than murder.
manslaughter sounds like you fuckin chopped someone into pieces with a rusty axe and fed them to your dog.